It’s that time of year again when a mans fancy turns to staring at fake women in swimsuits, or paint, or just bottoms. Normally its in some type of tropical background. I love these pictures, truly I do I also like looking at the computer generated chicks, they are just as realistic. See no one else would admit this but its true. Lets take a look. Now for a few of you, seriously This is meant in a bit of fun and in no way meant to slight the beautiful women depicted in the photos. At the same time though they are so touched up made up and adjusted that they might as well be generated. Why can’t they leave the pics alone. I can Admire and I approve of Sport’s Illustrated not allowing any kind of nip tuck style enhancements, it would be nice if they could leave the rest alone as well.
Felicia Day is a good example, she even makes fun of it in a video you can find below this picture. in it she says during the chorus “Hotter than reality by far.” On the left is her in the video on the right an Avatar from World of Warcraft.Would you like to date my Avatar Video.
See what I mean the video is pretty funny, also disturbingly accurate. Anyway back to the swimsuits. Here is Kate Uptons Cover for SI and an Insert of her out at a Basketball game. She is a very pretty girl, why not let her be that girl instead of some crazy photoshop goddess of an impossible ideal.
Was very hard to find any photo’s of her that weren’t all touched up, that was the only decent sized one I could find. I’m going to put up a few more examples.
That has got to hurt doesn’t it?
Hedi Klum with and without make up, sill Beautiful.
Can you see what I am getting at here? I have two daughters, They are both beautiful, and I don’t let them think that 5 pounds of make up and 2 hours worth of photshop is going to make them anymore so.
Halle Berry is always gorgeous.
For you Ladies out there.. Ignore the men, ok maybe not ignore, but sure as hell mock them.
- Kate Upton Shines At Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue Bash [PHOTOS] (socialitelife.com)