They are NOT out to get you, in fact they don’t think about you at all.

If you are positive they are out to get you, they aren’t. Being worried about anyone thinking of ways to get you is as bad as worrying about Zombie garden gnomes. That being said maybe they are after you, gnomes included. If you think people are talking about you, plotting against you and out to get you. Well you could be right. Doubtful though. Here’s why, people are normally only interested in themselves.

Yep, thats what it is, Narcissism, people normally only think of themselves. Including you being worried about the other people being out to get you.Β  If you are certain that the neighbor is spying on you, that your garbageman searches through your trash, that your friends secretly think an idiot and that your pet is only interested in you for the food you put in his bowl. Well then you have a problem. You self centered egotistical nut-job πŸ™‚

Thinking people spend all of their days and night wondering what you are doing is crazy. No one is plotting to take you out, steal your laundry or assassinate you using a spork and a quart of vinegar. I swear no one is, they are doing the same thing you are, they are worrying about you being out to get them πŸ™‚ so play into that a bit… drop hints, leave clues really try and drive them over the edge. I meanΒ  really, if they are going to think it why not actually give them something to worry about πŸ™‚ Something like the photo here below πŸ™‚


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