Professional Tree Climber!


After yesterdays post I felt the need to be silly again… Although I must admit It really wasn’t my fault. You see things in my life have changed yet again and It seems my writing will need to go on hold again while I make sure the people in my house have food… As all I know is retail though I’m trying to branch out (pun intended).

So I looked through the different sites for Management positions, apply for several I really don’t want and one that I really do want… A lot, I want it a lot… Training people is the best. Anyway, I hope I get the training job. Not the point though, the point is I decided to look for other things outside of retail. Jobs that had words like entry level in it. I found one.. I wont post the actual job. but…

Tree Climber Wanted

Award-winning residential landscape lighting firm seeks Tree Climber for full-time employment. The ideal candidate has one to two years of climbing experience, and possess a thorough knowledge of equipment and climbing procedures. The applicant should be a self-starter with a desire to excel within a rapidly growing company. Salary is commensurate with experience. Benefits include vacation, medical and quarterly bonus. Must have a current State drivers license.

Job Type: Full-time

Required experience:

  • Tree Climber: 1 year

Required license or certification:

  • Drivers License

I would love to send a cover letter in for this with a resume about my childhood.

Dear Hiring Manager of Tree Climbers Inc.

Since I was a young boy of three or four it has always been a dream of mine to be a professional Tree Climber. I have ample experience climbing. I’ve climbed Pine, Spruce, Oak and even Ash trees. In addition I believe my experience in climbing the walls and furniture has given me a unique perspective on what it truly means to be a climber.

Enclosed is my resume and Application for review detailing my climbing exploits as a young man with testimonials by both parents and teachers. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

 

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